R Tier II

If You Can't Please Yourself You Can't Please Your Soul.

Various artists · LP / CD · Some Bizzare SBZLP001 · 1985 · compiled by Stevo · original recordings licensed to EMI · ten tracks drawn from the label's roster and orbit · Coil, Cabaret Voltaire, Test Dept, Psychic TV and Einsturzende Neubauten among the line-up

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Compilation · the Some Bizzare roster c. 1985 · post-industrial, electronic and experimental on a single EMI-distributed survey
A label compilation rather than an editorial one · Stevo's Some Bizzare gathering its own acts and contract-mates onto one record, the major-label distribution placing the underground briefly in the racks beside the pop catalogue
TypeCompilation · various artists · ten tracks · LP and CD
Compiled byStevo Pearce · the founder of Some Bizzare, whose ear ran the label from the 1981 sampler onward · the sleeve calls it a retrospective album compiled by Stevo
Released1985
LabelSome Bizzare · SBZLP001 (LP), SBZCD001 (CD) · original sound recordings made by Some Bizzare under exclusive licence to EMI
DistributionEMI · in the UK manufactured and distributed through Rough Trade / Cartel · the US pressing on Capitol (ST-12439)
ArtworkAndy Johnson, Huw Feather, Phil Barnes and Val Denham · the credits appeared in full on the UK LP and the cassette j-card
The line-upFoetus (JG Thirlwell), Cabaret Voltaire, Test Dept, Marc Almond, Psychic TV, The The, Coil, Yello, Virginia Astley and Einsturzende Neubauten
As a documentA snapshot of the Some Bizzare roster and orbit in the mid-1980s, when the label sat across the line between the experimental underground and the chart · the major-label distribution is part of the point: this was the underground reaching the racks
ReceptionRemembered by more than one listener as a way in · the record that led them from a single known name toward Test Dept, Cabaret Voltaire, Coil, Psychic TV and, through them, Throbbing Gristle and the rest of the circuit
Why Tier IIFiled as a significant label-compilation document rather than a foundational record · its weight is in the roster it gathers and the moment it captures, not in a singular influence · the editorial logic is the label's, which is what distinguishes it from the journalist-compiled surveys of the same period
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§ 01 · Editorial approx. 1,150 words

The compilation · the catalogue item.

If You Can't Please Yourself You Can't Please Your Soul is the 1985 Some Bizzare various-artists compilation, assembled by the label's founder Stevo and issued with the original recordings licensed to EMI. Where a compilation such as The Elephant Table Album was a journalist's survey of a whole circuit, this is a label record: Some Bizzare gathering its own roster and contract-mates onto a single LP and, through the EMI arrangement, placing them in the racks beside the major-label pop catalogue. The sleeve frames it as a retrospective, a drawing-together of the label's acts at a point when several of them were at or near their commercial peak.

The line-up is the substance. The record opens with Foetus, the project of JG Thirlwell, and runs through Cabaret Voltaire, Test Dept, Marc Almond, Psychic TV, The The, Coil, Yello, Virginia Astley and Einsturzende Neubauten. Several of those acts have full files in this archive, and the compilation is one of the places their paths visibly cross: the industrial and post-industrial wing of Some Bizzare (Cabaret Voltaire, Test Dept, Psychic TV, Coil, Neubauten) set beside the label's pop and art-pop side (Marc Almond, The The, Yello). The mixture is the label's own self-portrait, and it is a fuller one than any single release could give.

The compilation's value to this archive is as a document of a moment and a roster rather than as a record of singular influence, which is why the Bureau files it at Tier II rather than alongside the foundational entries. Stevo's Some Bizzare was the imprint that carried a strand of the British underground into contact with the majors, and this LP is the clearest single picture of who that roster was in the mid-1980s. It is also, in plain terms, a way in: more than one listener has described arriving through a single familiar name and leaving with an attachment to Test Dept, Cabaret Voltaire, Coil and Psychic TV, and through them to Throbbing Gristle and the rest of the circuit. A compilation that works as an entry point is doing documentary work whatever its individual tracks amount to.

Citation. The Bureau holds If You Can't Please Yourself You Can't Please Your Soul at Tier II as a significant Some Bizzare label-compilation document of the mid-1980s. The cross-references across this archive are the in-scope contributors: the Coil track; the Cabaret Voltaire, Test Dept and Psychic TV contributions from the label's industrial wing; the Foetus contribution, filed at JG Thirlwell; and the Einsturzende Neubauten track. The record is filed in the Audio department as a catalogue item, with the label itself documented at the Some Bizzare file.

Discography · § 02 · Track listing ten entries

Track listing.

No.TrackNote
1Foetus · The Only Good Christian Is A Dead ChristianSide 1 · the project of JG Thirlwell, here credited as Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel
2Cabaret Voltaire · Product PatrolSide 1 · the Sheffield electronic and industrial group
3Test Dept · Total Nervous PhenomenonSide 1 · the British metal-percussion and industrial collective
4Marc Almond · Love Amongst The RuinedSide 1 · the Soft Cell singer, a Some Bizzare mainstay · outside this archive's scope
5Psychic TV · TwistedSide 1 · the Genesis P-Orridge project after Throbbing Gristle
6The The · Flesh and BonesSide 2 · Matt Johnson's project, an early Some Bizzare signing · outside this archive's scope
7Coil · The WheelSide 2 · the John Balance and Peter Christopherson project
8Yello · The Roxy CutSide 2 · the Swiss electronic duo · outside this archive's scope
9Virginia Astley · Waiting To FallSide 2 · English composer and pastoral songwriter · outside this archive's scope
10Einsturzende Neubauten · WardrobeSide 2 · the West Berlin group; here through the Some Bizzare connection
§ 03 · Cross-references selected

Cross-references.

DirectionSubjectNote
LabelSome BizzareThe imprint; the compilation is its own roster survey, compiled by founder Stevo
CompilerStevo PearceFounder of Some Bizzare; assembled the record from the label's acts and orbit
DistributionEMIOriginal recordings licensed to EMI; the major-label arrangement that placed the roster in the racks
Featured artist · archive entryCoilContributed The Wheel
Featured artist · archive entryCabaret VoltaireContributed Product Patrol
Featured artist · archive entryTest DeptContributed Total Nervous Phenomenon
Featured artist · archive entryPsychic TVContributed Twisted
Featured artist · archive entryFoetus (JG Thirlwell)Opening track, as Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel
Featured artist · archive entryEinsturzende NeubautenContributed Wardrobe
Filed atAudio · R · if-you-cant-please-yourself-you-cant-please-your-soul.htmlBureau filing

Bureau filing footer

File · If You Can't Please Yourself You Can't Please Your Soul, Some Bizzare SBZLP001, 1985
Department · Audio
Tier · II
Position · A significant Some Bizzare label-compilation document of the mid-1980s · a label rather than editorial survey · the clearest single picture of the Some Bizzare roster and orbit, and a recognised entry point into the British post-industrial circuit
Date catalogued · c. the Anthropocene
Editor · VAGO, Bureau of Industrial, Noise & Avant-Garde Disturbances
Status · Published; revisable on cross-reference updates

Related files · Some Bizzare · Coil · Cabaret Voltaire · Test Dept · Psychic TV · JG Thirlwell · Einsturzende Neubauten.

Department index · Audio · all files.