R Tier II

Asshole / Snail Dilemma.

Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck (Rudolf Eb.er) · Tochnit Aleph TA025 · 2000 · the project's most-cited record and its hardest · with Maso Yamazaki (co-actionist), Dave Phillips, Kaori Yakushinji and Wataru Saga · reissued on vinyl by Tochnit Aleph in 2010

filed under
Actionism · musique concrète · cut-up · Dada-noise
CD 2000 (LP 2010) · the recording known as "the most horrifying piece of music" · the central Schimpfluch statement on record
ArtistRunzelstirn & Gurgelstøck · Rudolf Eb.er sole author and director, with guests from the Schimpfluch circle
LabelTochnit Aleph · TA025 (2000 CD) · TA025-10 (2010 LP) · the Berlin actionism-and-noise specialist
Released2000 · CD, full-colour cover · reissued 2010 as a 500-copy LP, black 180g vinyl, slightly re-edited by Eb.er to fit the side lengths
MasteredAt Obscure Corrective, Tokyo, 2000 · the 2010 LP cut by Lupo at D&M, Berlin · runout etchings "YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?" and "CHURCH OF RUDOLF"
Side AThe live action For Stringquintet and Asstrumpet · held across the whole side
Side BA collage of studio recordings and live actions · among them For Girlsneck and Sawblade, For Disarranged Leg / Arm Prothesis and For Piano & Shotgun
InstrumentationPiano and violin set against Dada-noise and tape cut-ups · treated and actionist voice · recordings of live actions · long passages of silence used as structure
GuestsMaso Yamazaki (Masonna) co-actionist · Dave Phillips and Wataru Saga additional audio · Kaori Yakushinji as actress
Form · primaryF·05 Cut-up · the Dada-and-Burroughs lineage carried into tape and action
Form · primaryF·01 Musique concrète · the recorded object and the edit as the material
Form · adjacentF·07 Power electronics · the actionist voice and the harsher passages sit near here
Bureau viewThe central Schimpfluch statement on record · the most-cited Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck album and, by reputation, its hardest to sit through
Filed atAudio · Records · asshole-snail-dilemma.html
Editorial · the central Schimpfluch record approx. 700 words

Swiss actionism committed to a record. Piano and violin set against Dada-noise, cut-ups and silence. The album most people meet Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck through, and the one they find hardest to finish.

Asshole / Snail Dilemma is the central record of Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck, the main project of the Swiss actionist Rudolf Eb.er and the most-cited piece of work in the Schimpfluch world. It first appeared on CD in 2000 on the Berlin label Tochnit Aleph (TA025); a vinyl edition followed in 2010 (TA025-10), slightly re-edited by Eb.er to fit the side lengths and pressed in 500 copies. The record gathers studio work and recordings of live actions into one object, and treats that object, not any single performance, as the finished piece.

The method is the Schimpfluch method. Eb.er works from actionism, the body-and-event tradition that runs back through the Viennese actionists, rather than from any rock or electronic lineage; the screaming that fills much of the album is closer to scream therapy than to vocal performance, a release worked through rather than a style worn. Around the voice he sets piano and violin, Dada-noise, tape cut-ups and long stretches of silence, so that the record swings between near-nothing and sudden assault. The structure is built on that swing: the silences are part of the composition, used to leave the listener with no footing before the next event.

Side A is given over to the live action For Stringquintet and Asstrumpet, held across the whole side. Side B is a collage of studio recordings and further actions, among them For Girlsneck and Sawblade, For Disarranged Leg / Arm Prothesis and For Piano & Shotgun, the titles themselves carrying the deadpan and the threat of the work in equal measure. Eb.er is the sole author and director throughout, mastering the original at Obscure Corrective in Tokyo; the 2010 vinyl was cut by Lupo at D&M in Berlin, its runouts etched "YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?" and "CHURCH OF RUDOLF", which is about the right register for the whole thing.

The guests are drawn from the Schimpfluch circle and its Japanese connections. Maso Yamazaki, the Osaka noise figure better known as Masonna, takes a co-actionist role; Dave Phillips of the Schimpfluch-Gruppe and Wataru Saga supply further audio; Kaori Yakushinji appears as actress. The Japanese link is not incidental: Eb.er spent years working out of Japan, and the album lies at the meeting point of European actionism and the Osaka noise underground that Masonna belongs to.

Its reputation is double-edged. Listeners describe it as an acoustic torture and, at the same time, as the record that opened noise up for them; more than one account calls it the most confrontational thing in the catalogue while also, oddly, the most approachable way in. The Bureau treats both as true. The piano-and-violin passages give the record a strange, personal calm that the screaming and the actions then break open, and that contrast is what has kept it the album people reach for first when they reach for Schimpfluch at all.

Where it sits: the central Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck statement on record; the clearest single demonstration that actionism can be held inside a structured album rather than only in live body-work; continuous with the Dada and cut-up lineage on one side and with musique concrète's treatment of the recorded object on the other; and the meeting point of Swiss actionism and the Osaka noise scene. It is filed not as easy listening, which it is plainly not, but as the record the rest of the Schimpfluch work is most often read against.

Editorial note · the work is confrontational actionism, screaming and recorded live-action among its materials. The Bureau files it as a document and describes it plainly; the description is not a recommendation to any particular listener.

Contents 2 sides · the 2010 LP edit

Tochnit Aleph TA025 (2000 CD) · TA025-10 (2010 LP) · the side layout follows the vinyl edit; the original CD runs the same material in a single sequence.

SideTitleNote
AFor Stringquintet and AsstrumpetThe live action held across the whole side · the album's best-known piece
BCollage of studio recordings and live actionsA single assembled side · the actions named below run through it
B · withinFor Girlsneck and SawbladeOne of the actions gathered into the Side B collage
B · withinFor Disarranged Leg / Arm ProthesisOne of the actions gathered into the Side B collage
B · withinFor Piano & ShotgunOne of the actions gathered into the Side B collage

The 2000 CD is the album proper; the 2010 LP re-edits the same material to the side lengths and is the edition the side layout above follows.

Cross-references 8 entries
DirectionFileConnection
ArtistRunzelstirn & GurgelstøckThe central record of the project · the rest of the catalogue is most often read against it
AuthorRudolf Eb.erSole author and director · the Schimpfluch actionist behind the work
Form · primaryF·05 Cut-upThe Dada-and-Burroughs lineage · carried into tape and action
Form · primaryF·01 Musique concrèteThe recorded object as the material · the edit as the composition
Form · adjacentF·07 Power electronicsThe actionist voice and the harsher passages · near, not at, the power-electronics tradition
GuestMasonna (Maso Yamazaki)Co-actionist · the Osaka noise connection · the European-Japanese actionism-and-noise meeting point
SiblingJoke LanzThe Schimpfluch circle · the larger group the project draws its collaborators from
Label contextRRRecordsThe larger noise-label world · the American end of the network this work circulates in · the album itself issued by Tochnit Aleph, Berlin

Bureau filing footer

File · Asshole / Snail Dilemma · Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck · 2000
Catalogue item · Tochnit Aleph TA025 (2000 CD) · TA025-10 (2010 LP)
Department · Audio · Records
Position · R · the central Schimpfluch statement on record
Date catalogued · 23 May 2026
Editor · VAGO, Bureau of Industrial, Noise & Avant-Garde Disturbances
Status · Published; revisable on cross-reference updates

Artist · Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck · Rudolf Eb.er.

Form attribution · F·05 Cut-up · F·01 Musique concrète · F·07 Power electronics adjacent.

Department index · Audio · all files.