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The Leper of the Himalayas.

Conceptual project · no physical releases, no fixed line-up, no confirmed members and, strictly speaking, no confirmed recordings · understood to have begun in London in 1975 and to have persisted, without interruption or evidence, to the present day · a tribute to the outsiders of society, performed exclusively inside the heads of people who feel isolated and dis-integrated from it · filed here as the first bridge between the pre-industrial and the earliest emergence of industrial music, a claim the project is in no position to either support or deny

§ 01

Editorial.

A band you cannot hear, from a place it has never been, for people who were never invited. The Leper of the Himalayas is the most-attended act in the history of industrial music and has never once sold a ticket.

Certain entries in this archive resist the ordinary apparatus of documentation. This is one of them. The Leper of the Himalayas has no discography, because it has never released anything; no personnel, because no one has ever admitted to being in it; and no confirmed live history, because its only performances take place inside the skulls of individual listeners, one at a time, usually late at night, and cannot be corroborated by anybody standing nearby. The archive files it anyway, on the principle that a thing does not have to be observable in order to be real, a principle that will already be familiar to anyone who has ever felt profoundly alone in a crowded room.

The name operates by misdirection, in the way the best satire does, which is to say it points at something absurd in order to say something that is not absurd at all. There is no leper. There are no Himalayas. There is, instead, the sensation of being both conspicuous and untouchable at the same time, of standing at an altitude nobody else will climb to, and the project consists entirely of that sensation set to a rhythm you supply yourself. Some listeners report a low mechanical pulse. Others report a voice. A significant minority report nothing at all and are, the project maintains, its most devoted audience.

The founding is given as London, 1975, which places it, conveniently, exactly one year before the tradition it claims to have bridged began to make actual records. This is either the most important date in the pre-history of industrial music or a number chosen precisely because it cannot be checked. The archive takes no position. What can be said is that the years around 1975 were, in London, thick with the feeling the project traffics in: the sense that the culture had curdled, that the future had been cancelled and not refunded, and that a certain kind of person had been quietly disinvited from the whole affair. The Leper of the Himalayas is what that person heard instead of music.

Its stated purpose is tribute. Not to the founders of any genre, but to the people the genres were made by and largely for and then forgot: the isolated, the dis-integrated, the ones for whom belonging was always a rumour about other people. The project does not console them, which it regards as condescension, and does not celebrate them, which it regards as a lie. It simply plays, inaudibly, in their vicinity, on the understanding that being accompanied is different from being helped, and is sometimes all that is on offer.

As for the bridge: the claim is that before industrial music could be built, someone had to feel the specific dread it would later be made of, and that The Leper of the Himalayas was already broadcasting that dread, uncredited and unamplified, before the first factory floor was sampled. Whether this is true depends on whether you believe a mood can precede its own music. The archive, which believes exactly that, keeps the standing open. There is no known end date. There is no known anything. The transmission, we are assured, continues.

§ 02

Documented sightings.

The Leper of the Himalayas is the unexplained, unobservable dark matter permeating the universe. It has never been seen. It has never been recorded. Its presence is inferred solely from the behaviour of everything around it: the way certain people move through a party without touching it, the particular silence of a bus at four in the morning, the gravitational pull that a lit window exerts on someone standing outside in the cold. Astronomers account for the missing mass of the cosmos with a substance they cannot detect. The archive accounts for the missing audience of industrial music the same way. There have been no sightings. That is the sighting.

§ 03

Cross-reference.

Nowhere. The Leper of the Himalayas connects to no other entry in this archive, links to nothing, and is linked to by nothing. It sits in the constellation as a single unattached point, which is not an oversight but the entire premise. An entry about the definitively isolated cannot in good conscience be given neighbours. It is alone on the map, as intended, and as deserved.

VAGO · c. the Anthropocene