David Hasselhoff is filed here as a musician.
Considered strictly as a recording artist
The Bureau arrived here by following hidden tracks, opened a drawer it had no memory of labelling, and found David Hasselhoff inside it. He is filed here as a musician, which he is, a fact the main catalogue has spent some years declining to confront.
The record is not in dispute. While the Anglophone world knew him as the man with the talking car and later the slow-motion beach, the German-speaking world knew him as a recording artist of standing. His debut Night Rocker (1985) went to number one in Austria. Lovin' Feelings (1987) reached the upper twenty in both Austria and Germany. None of this was a side venture undertaken with irony. It was a career, conducted in earnest, and it worked.
Then there is the matter of Looking for Freedom. The single appeared in 1988 and the album in 1989, and the title song spent eight consecutive weeks at number one in West Germany. The Bureau notes, because the Bureau notes such things, that it was not even his song: it was an English version of a 1978 Schlager hit, Auf der Straße nach Süden, written by Jack White, the German footballer turned producer, and not the other one. Its lyric about a long search for freedom met its historical moment with a precision that no one had planned and no one could have planned.
And so to the only performance in this dossier the Bureau is prepared to call, in good conscience, a disturbance. On New Year's Eve 1989, weeks after the wall came down, Hasselhoff was hoisted by a crane above the Brandenburg Gate and sang the song to a crowd estimated at half a million, wearing a black leather jacket studded with working electric lights, mains-fed, blinking in sequence. The Bureau has reviewed its definitions carefully. A man suspended over a collapsing border, wired to the grid, performing a found object in a coat that lights up, is, on the evidence, the single most genuinely industrial apparatus the figure ever deployed on stage, and it is filed accordingly.
status: cleared · filed under affection, not under noise
He fails every test the archive applies. He is not a founder of any tradition the Bureau recognises, he sits inside no scene it documents, and he is not, by any honest reading, an avant-garde disturbance. The limits would exclude him on all three counts before the kettle had boiled. The Bureau has read the limits. The Bureau has also seen the jacket.
He remains, three decades on, enormous in Germany, where he still fills concert halls and a small museum keeps a corridor in his honour. He has reflected, with some grace, that the request to sing on the wall was perhaps a little outrageous, and that the light-up jacket is by now more famous than he is. The Bureau considers the jacket outliving the man the most industrial outcome available to anyone, and closes the file here, warmly, and without further appeal.
Filed quietly by Bureau editor · VAGO · c. the postwar period · not to be revised, and not to be admitted to the public register
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